Not by the hair of my chinny, chin, chin

I wonder how often this happens to other people because I know I can’t be the only one. As you’re getting ready in the morning or maybe you pull down the visor in your car to take a quick glance in the mirror and you see it. It’s a hair, a single, long hair… growing from your chin or neck. And sometimes it can be pure white, but other times it’s black. And you wonder; “What the fire?” How long has this thing been here? And why is this the first time I’ve seen it? How did it get so long and I haven’t noticed it? How many people have seen it and thought; “She must be preparing for a position at a Chinese restaurant” or “Maybe she plans to donate that to Locks of Love?”
But that’s the scary part, because you see women with long facial hair and think; “Well she must be aware of that and has accepted her fate” I want you to know, I wasn’t aware and I haven’t accepted my fate! I’ve made an appointment for a wax on Saturday and if you see me with a long hair please be a friend and give me the Tweezers sign. (Thumb & pointer finger in a crocodile’s mouth motion) Thanks and happy Tweezing or Waxing!